Watch These Steers
This remote control car rally gets their attention. Remember Rawhide?
Watch These Cows
They enjoy music.
Hey, let’s put music on a remote control car and see what happens.
Eat More Chicken!
~Francis Bacon, Essays, 1625
Joke of the Day
A tough looking group of bikers were riding when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge so they stop.
The leader, a big burly man, gets off his Harley and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit a suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity he asked "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a Kiss?"
So, she does and it was a long, deep lingering kiss.
After she's finished, the biker says, "Wow! That was the best Kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous! Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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