Saturday, May 30, 2009

Something Funny

A Funny Prank
These people are just out for a bicycle ride, when the pranksters make it look like they are in a bicycle race. You gotta see it. How would you react?

I hope you at least got  a smile out of that. You do know that is is healthy for you to laugh. It’s relieves stress.

STRESS (2) Someone needs to tell this little Chihuahua a joke to reduce its stress.

No… maybe a longer leash would help.
 

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
I saw a young man pass us the other day in his car with the music blaring. He had a sickly colored red hair and a straggly beard. Beverly said, “He’s making a statement.” I said, he sure is, and he’s saying, “I’m a crazy fool.”

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Quote of the Day
It is not the oath that makes us believe the man,
but the man the oath.
~Aeschylus

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Joke of the Day

The old gentleman was explaining, “I've had 2 By-pass
surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.”

“Have bouts with dementia.”

“Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.”

“But.....Thank goodness, I still have my Florida driver's license!”



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