Monday, February 20, 2012

Today is President’s Day

The Forgotten Man
I have shown this video before, but today is a good day for us to watch it again. It reminds of the vast responsibilities of our President.

We hope that all that was accomplished to form our great country has not been in vain. These are days we need to fight to keep our freedom guaranteed by the Constitution.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
I like what Theodore Roosevelt said, “Do what you can, with what you have, where you are.” That’s good advice for all of us.

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Joke of the Day

A grandmother was eating lunch on the 19th of February with her 6-year-old granddaughter and she asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"

She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid. So, she asked "What does President's Day mean?"

Grandmother was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln etc.

The granddaughter replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment."

Grandmother said, “You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose....”



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Friday, February 17, 2012

Some Stuff for the Weekend

Some Things You Might Want to Check Out

  1. Every Day is a Gift – A beautiful video and photography
  2. The Truth About Government Health Care – Shows the key points of Health Care Bill H.R. 3200

Number 1 above is very beautiful, but number 2 is extremely ugly.

Monopoly – The Game’s Interesting History
The following came from a friend:

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Starting in 1941, an increasing number of British Airmen found themselves as the involuntary guests of the Third Reich, and the Crown was casting about for ways and means to facilitate their escape.

Now obviously, one of the most helpful aids to that end is a useful and accurate map, one showing not only where stuff was, but also showing the locations of 'safe houses' where a POW on-the-lam could go for food and shelter.

Paper maps had some real drawbacks -- they make a lot of noise when you open and fold them, they wear out rapidly, and if they get wet, they turn into mush. Someone in MI-5 (similar to America 's OSS ) got the idea of printing escape maps on silk It's durable, can be scrunched-up into tiny wads, and unfolded as many times as needed, and makes no noise whatsoever.

At that time, there was only one manufacturer in Great Britain that had perfected the technology of printing on silk, and that was John Waddington, Ltd. When approached by the government, the firm was only too happy to do its bit for the war effort.

By pure coincidence, Waddington was also the U.K. Licensee for the popular American board game, Monopoly. As it happened, 'games and pastimes' was a category of item qualified for insertion into 'CARE packages', dispatched by the International Red Cross to prisoners of war.

Under the strictest of secrecy, in a securely guarded and inaccessible old workshop on the grounds of Waddington's, a group of sworn-to-secrecy employees began mass-producing escape maps, keyed to each region of Germany or Italy where Allied POW camps were located ). When processed, these maps could be folded into such tiny dots that they would actually fit inside a Monopoly playing piece.

As long as they were at it, the clever workmen at
Waddington's also managed to add:

  1. A playing token, containing a small magnetic compass.
  2. A two-part metal file that could easily be screwed together.
  3. Useful amounts of genuine high-denomination German, Italian, and French currency, hidden within the piles of Monopoly money!

British and American air crews were advised, before taking off on their first mission, how to identify a 'rigged' Monopoly set -- by means of a tiny red dot, one cleverly rigged to look like an ordinary printing glitch, located in the corner of the Free Parking square.

Of the estimated 35,000 Allied POWS who successfully escaped, an estimated one-third were aided in their flight by the rigged Monopoly sets.. Everyone who did so was sworn to secrecy indefinitely, since the British Government might want to use this highly successful ruse in still another, future war.

The story wasn't declassified until 2007, when the surviving craftsmen from Waddington's, as well as the firm itself, were finally honored in a public ceremony.

It's always nice when you can play that 'Get Out of Jail' Free' card! I realize some of you are (probably) too young to have any personal connection to WWII (Dec. '41 to Aug. '45), but this is still interesting.


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Tennessee Granddaddy Says: 
If we don’t learn from history and the mistakes of the past, they could be repeated. This true for us as individuals, but also for mankind itself.


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Quote of the Day
Two kinds of gratitude: 
The sudden kind we feel for what we take;
the larger kind we feel for what we give. 
~Edwin Arlington Robinson

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Joke of the Day

Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet.


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Thursday, February 16, 2012

Gorilla Encounter

It’s Worth a Look
The following video shows an amazing chance encounter with a troop of wild mountain gorillas near Bwindi National Park, Uganda.

I’m guessing that if they had reacted in a fearful way, that the encounter with the gorillas could have been very dangerous.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Life has ups and downs.
When things are going good, they’re never as good as you think they are. And when things are bad, things are not as bad as you think they are.

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Quote of the Day
Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.
~Author Unknown

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Joke of the Day

Three visitors to London climb up the tower that houses Big Ben and decide to have a contest. They're going to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch the watches before they hit the ground.

The first tourist throws his watch, takes three steps and hears his watch crash.

The second throws his watch and takes only two steps when he hears his watch shatter.

The third tosses his watch off the tower, jogs down the stairs, goes to a candy store, buys a snack, walks back to Big Ben and catches his watch.

"How did you do that?" asks one of his friends.

"My watch is 30 minutes slow."


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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

2011 Income Taxes

Due April 15
unclesamYes, income taxes are due in 2 months. Did you know that the government is giving you 3 extra days to pay your taxes from last year. Yes, how nice of them.

  1. You get one extra day because April 15, 2011 falls on Sunday.
  2. You get a second extra day because Monday, April 16 is a legal holiday in Washington D.C. It is Emancipation Day.
  3. So your taxes are Due on Tuesday, April 17. Where is the 3rd day? This year is leap year, so February 29th is your 3rd extra day.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
I saw an article the other day about a European model who had a 20 inch waist. I found a picture…
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A 20” waist… do you like it?

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Quote of the Day
The kindest word in all the world is
the unkind word, unsaid.
~Author Unknown

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Joke of the Day

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are beautiful.”

Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side.

A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, “You are cute!”

The wife was disappointed because instead of “beautiful,” it was now “cute.” She said, “What happened to ‘beautiful’?”

Her husband replied, “The drugs are wearing off!”

And… the above joke reminded me of this joke:

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband picks up a ...case of Miller Lite and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans', he replies. 'Put them back, it's a waste of money', demands the wife, and so he does and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along, the woman picks up a $20 jar of ...face cream and puts it in the basket.

What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband... "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Miller Lite and it's half the price....'

HUSBAND DOWN, AISLE 7 !



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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Day of the Hearts

It’s Valentine’s Day
Valentine,_crica_1950A day loved my women and feared by big strong men. What is the right thing for a man to do for his sweetheart on Valentine’s Day?

Don’t ask me. I’ve been married for over 50 years and still don’t know the best thing to do on Valentine’s Day.

In any event, my best advice would be to especially attentive and spend some special time with your loved one. Take the time to tell them you love them and why you love them.

Note to Beverly
gif_heart_297I love you. You are the best thing that every happened to me. My life would be nothing without you.
Be My Valentine!

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
How true is the following;
Without love,
the rich and poor live in the same house.

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Quote of the Day
You can be sincere and still be stupid.
~Charles F. Kettering

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Joke of the Day

A Cajun named, Jean Paul, moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer named Ben for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, Ben drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The donkey died."

"Well, then, just give me the money back," said Jean Paul "Can't do that. I went and spent it already." Replied Ben

"OK, then. Just unload the donkey," said Jean Paul.

"What you going to do with him?" asked Ben.

"I'm going to raffle him off," said Jean Paul.

"You can't raffle off a dead donkey!" uttered Ben.

"Sure can. Watch me. I just won't tell that he's dead," said Jean Paul.

A month later Ben met up with the Cajun and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

"I raffled him off, I did. I sold 500-hundred tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898," said Jean Paul.

"Didn't anyone complain?" inquired Ben.

"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back,” said Jean Paul.



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Monday, February 13, 2012

Car Museum

One That Celebrates America’s Love Affair
This car museum is supposed to be the largest in the world, and it contains only American cars. The cars themselves shows the history of the automobile in America, and the love Americans have for cars. It’s located in Tacoma, Washington. Too far away for me to visit anytime soon.

I have to admit that I like cars. There are some of the cars I have owned in the past that I would like to have now… why did I ever get rid of them? Hindsight is good but not very useful.

  • 1934 Ford Pickup Truck
  • 1950 2-door Sedan Ford
  • 1950 Ford Pickup Truck F150
  • 1957 Chevy Bel Air Convertible
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Do you know what today is. Well it’s the 13th of the month, and it could be your unlucky day if you don’t do something to prepare for tomorrow. Tomorrow is February 14—Valentine’s Day

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Quote of the Day
Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
~Mother Teresa

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Joke of the Day

A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?"

"I suppose so - it's paid for."

"How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that?

"I suppose so - it's paid for."

"What about my golf clubs? Would you let her use them too?

"Heck, no," the husband blurted out. "She is left-handed."



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Friday, February 10, 2012

Air Forces

Air Power Around the World
Here’s a very interesting video that was made in Israel about the air forces of the world. You might be surprised about what countries are in the top 10, and those that are not.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
It’s Friday and I hope you are ready for the weekend!
Now don’t forget that Valentine’s Day is next week.
Be sure to have a little something for the one you love on Valentine’s Day.

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Quote of the Day
Truth is not determined by majority vote.
~Doug Gwyn

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Joke of the Day

Mr. Gable had a leak in the roof over his dining room, so he called a repairman to take a look at it. "When did you first notice the leak?" the repairman inquired.

Mr. Gable scowled. "Last night, when it took me two hours to finish my soup!"

~~~Your bonus joke for this Friday~~~

There was a man who always seemed to lean slightly to the left. His friend suggested he see a doctor and have his legs checked. For years he refused, saying his friend was crazy, but finally he gave in.

Sure enough, the doctor discovered that his left leg was shorter than his right. A quick bit of surgery made both legs the same length, and the man finally stood straight.

"So," the man's friend said, "You didn't believe me when I told you that you leaned."

The man replied, "Nope, but I stand corrected."



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