Thursday, March 24, 2011

Hail Storm Yesterday

Kingsport, TN – March 23, 2011
We had a hail storm yesterday. I got a short video you might like to see.

Here’s a few pictures;

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We’re glad it was not worse. Hail can do lots of damage. It can destroy roofs, cars, windows, etc.
Our cars were in the garage, and it looks like the boat survived.
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Be careful today.
Don’t have a mishap.
Smile at everyone,
They’ll wonder what you’ve been up to.

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Quote of the Day
Life is what we make it,
always has been, always will be. 
~Grandma Moses


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Joke of the Day

Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office.

"Boss," he says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff."


"We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."


"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on you!"



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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Earthquake? Here’s What To Do

Tips for Earthquake Safety
A good friend sent this to me the other day. It appears to be sound advice. Please take heed.

1) Almost everyone who simply "Ducks and Covers" when buildings collapse ARE CRUSHED TO DEATH. People who get under objects, like desks or cars, are crushed.

2) Cats, dogs and babies often naturally curl up in the fetal position. You should too, in an earthquake. It is a natural safety/survival instinct. That position helps you survive in a smaller void. Get next to an object, next to the sofa, next to a large bulky object that will compress slightly but leave a void next to it.

3) Wooden buildings are the safest type of construction to be in during an earthquake. Wood is flexible and moves with the force of the earthquake. If the wooden building does collapse, large survival voids are created. Also, the wooden building has less concentrated, crushing weight. Brick buildings will break into individual bricks. Bricks will cause many injuries but less squashed bodies than concrete slabs. Concrete slab buildings are the most dangerous during an earthquake.

4) If you are in bed during the night and an earthquake occurs, simply roll off the bed. A safe void will exist around the bed. Hotels can achieve a much greater survival rate in earthquakes, simply by posting a sign on the back of the door of every room telling occupants to lie down on the floor, next to the bottom of the bed during an earthquake.

5) If an earthquake happens and you cannot easily escape by getting out the door or window, then lie down and curl up in the fetal position next to a sofa, or large chair.

6) Almost everyone who gets under a doorway when buildings collapse, is killed. How? If you stand under a doorway and the doorjamb falls forward or backward you will be crushed by the ceiling above. If the door jam falls sideways you will be cut in half by the doorway. In either case, you will be killed.

7) Never go to the stairs. The stairs have a different moment of frequency (they swing separately from the main part of the building) The stairs and remainder of the building continuously bump into each other until structural failure of the stairs takes place. The people who get on stairs before they fall are chopped up by the stair treads, horribly mutilated. Even if the building doesn't collapse, stay away from the stairs. The stairs are a likely part of the building to be damaged. Even if the stairs are not collapsed by the earthquake, they may collapse later when overloaded by fleeing people. They should always be checked for safety, even when the rest of the building is not damaged.

8) Get near the outer walls of buildings or outside of them if possible, it is much better to be near the outside of the building rather than the interior. The farther inside you are from the outside perimeter of the building the greater the probability that your escape route will be blocked.

9) People that get inside their vehicles are crushed when the road above falls in an earthquake and crushes their vehicle, which is exactly what happened with the slabs between the decks of the Nimitz Freeway. The victims of the San Francisco earthquake, all stayed inside of their vehicles. They were all killed. They could have easily survived by getting out and lying in the fetal position next to their vehicle. Everyone killed would have survived if they had been able to get out of their cars and sit or lie next to them. All the crushed cars had voids 3 feet high next to them, except for the cars that had columns fall directly across them.

10) I discovered, while crawling inside of collapsed newspaper offices and other offices with a lot of paper, that paper does not compact. Large voids are found surrounding stacks of paper.

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Please SPREAD THE WORD about the “triangle of life” to friends and families, it could save someone's life. With all the natural disasters going on in the world, every little bit can only help.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Almost everything can be recycled,
except time.
Life only once can we live it,
what a great solemn thought.

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Quote of the Day
In the spring I have counted one hundred and
thirty-six different kinds of weather
inside of four and twenty hours. 
~Mark Twain

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Joke of the Day

A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.”

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An old, stingy lawyer was dying and was determined to prove wrong the old saying; "You can't take it with you." He told his wife to go down to the bank and withdraw enough money to fill two pillowcases.

His plan: Put the bags directly over his bed and when he died grab them on his way up to heaven.

One day the old ambulance chaser died. When his wife was up cleaning in the attic one day, she came across the forgotten pillowcases.

She then said to herself, “That old fool. I knew he should have had me put them in the basement!"



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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Devastation in Japan

Before and After Pictures
Go to the following website to see dramatic photos from NASA satellites (click on the line below):

Satellite photos show devastation in Japan

In the right hand corner just below the photo you will see an icon that says either “See Before” or “See After”. BE SURE to click on that to see the full pictures of the before and after.

Here’s one of the before pictures:
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Here’s the after:
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It’s a terrible thing what many of the Japanese people are going through. Be sure to remember those people with your prayers and other ways you may be able to help.

 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
Set some goals and make some plans.
Time is short.

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Quote of the Day
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome.
~Anne Bradstreet

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Joke of the Day

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on  the plane.

The second man explained that he was from the  Police Drugs Enforcement Agency and that the dog was a 'sniffing  dog'. 'His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work.'

The plane took  off, and once it has leveled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.' He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.

Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm. The Policeman said,  'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

'Gee, that's  pretty good,' replied the first man.

Once again, the Policeman sent Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down  beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he  placed two paws on the agent's arm.

The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'

'I like it!' said his seat mate.

The  Policeman then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked up  and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to poop all over the place.

The first man was really disgusted by  this behavior and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the policeman, 'What's going on? Why did the dog mess in the seat like that?'

The Policeman nervously replied, 'He just found a bomb.'



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Monday, March 21, 2011

The Redneck Exam

Can You Pass It?
Someone recently sent me a copy of a Redneck Examination. I thought I would share with you to see if you can pass it. It consists of only 4 questions. Allow yourself 1 minute to complete the exam:

Exam

Now, don’t cheat. The answers are below:

Answers

How did you do? Hang in there, I didn’t pass it either.

 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
We went fishing last Friday. It was a very pretty day, except for the wind. Did you know that a wind is the fisherman’s worst enemy? The catch was nothing to brag about. But we had a great time, and the boat, motor, and all equipment checked out A-OK.
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Quote of the Day
It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold:  when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.
~Charles Dickens

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Joke of the Day

Old Joe went to the doctor. Here’s his story…

I recently picked a new primary care doctor.  After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned sixty-something.)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't
resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?
'Oh no,' I replied.  'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?
I said, 'Not much... my former doctor said that
all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.

He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have lots of girl friends?'
'No,' I said...

He looked at me and said,..  'Then, why do you even care?



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Saturday, March 19, 2011

Problem Explained

Japan’s Nuclear Reactor Problems
The following video is the best explanation I have seen/heard concerning Japan’s problems with it’s nuclear reactors after the earthquake and tsunamis.

All the safeguards failed. This is certainly a rare event.

 
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Life at best, is very brief.
Let’s try to use our time wisely.

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Quote of the Day
Wherever a man turns he can find
someone who needs him.
~Albert Schweitzer

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Joke of the Day

Goat for Dinner

The young couple invited their elderly pastor for Sunday dinner.  While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having.

"Goat," the little boy replied.

"Goat?" replied the startled man of the cloth, "Are you sure about that?"

"Yep," said the youngster. "I heard Dad say to Mom, 'Today is just as good as any to have the old goat for dinner.' "



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Friday, March 18, 2011

More About Our Amaryllis

Full Bloom!
Just now they are in full bloom! Look how pretty and full the bloom are. This is the 3rd season we have enjoyed the blooms:

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We hope to have blooms again next year.
All it takes is a little care.

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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
There’s LIFE is a little seed.
The same seed planted in good soil will bear the same fruit anywhere in the world where there is warmth and moisture.

God’s people bear the same fruit in every land,
because it comes from the same seed.


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Quote of the Day
The best six doctors anywhere
And no one can deny it
Are sunshine, water, rest, and air
Exercise and diet.
These six will gladly you attend
If only you are willing
Your mind they'll ease
Your will they'll mend
And charge you not a shilling.
~Nursery rhyme quoted by Wayne Fields

 

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Joke of the Day

One Sunday morning, a mother went in to wake her son and tell him it was time to get ready for church, to which he replied, "I'm not going." 

"Why not?" she asked.

I'll give you two good reasons," he said. "(1), they don't like me, and (2), I don't like them."

His mother replied, "I'll give you two good reasons why you SHOULD go to church:  
(1) You're 49 years old, and (2) you're the pastor!"



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Thursday, March 17, 2011

Painters

Two Brothers Who Paint Murals
Lee and Matt Casbeer have a unique talent and they have put it to good use in painting murals. Their work is outstanding. I ran across this video that describes their life and their work. I found it very interesting and entertaining.



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Today is Saint Patrick’s Day 
Wear a little green today.
Maybe you’ll have the luck of the Irish.
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
We all learn from experiences. Some experiences are mistakes, others are successes. We move forward in life by learning from our past failures and victories. But never let past mistakes drag you down. Learn from them and go forward!

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Quote of the Day
I'm in a hurry to get things done
Oh I rush and rush until life's no fun
All I've really gotta do is live and die
But I'm in a hurry and don't know why....
~Roger Murrah and Randy VanWarmer
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Joke of the Day

The Twenty and the One  

A well-worn one-dollar bill and a similarly distressed twenty-dollar bill arrived at a Federal Reserve Bank to be retired. 

As they moved along the conveyor belt to be burned, they struck up a conversation.

The twenty-dollar bill reminisced about its travels all over the country. "I've had a pretty good life," the twenty proclaimed.. "Why I've been to Las Vegas and Atlantic City , the finest restaurants in New York , performances on Broadway, and even a cruise to the Caribbean .." 

"Wow!" said the one-dollar bill. "You've really had an exciting life!" 

"So, tell me," says the twenty, "where have you been throughout your lifetime?" 

The one dollar bill replies, "Oh, I've been to the Methodist Church , the Baptist Church, the Lutheran Church .." 

The twenty-dollar bill interrupts, "What's a church?"



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