Monday, May 18, 2009

Money is Not Everything

This is old, but good….

$$$   Money   $$$

It can buy a house
But not a home

It can buy a clock
But not time

It can buy you a position
But not respect

It can buy you a bed
But not sleep

It can buy you a book
But not knowledge

It can buy you medicine
But not health

It can buy you blood
But not life

So you see money isn't everything, and it often causes pain and suffering. I tell you this because I am your friend, and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering!!!

So send me all your money and I will suffer for you! Cash only please!!!

ANCIENT WISDOM                                   
“If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too little and not too much, we would have found the safest way to health."

~Hippocrates 460 - 377 BC

Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
It’s easy to say, “Don’t worry.”
But worry we will. Let us first see if we can do anything to eliminate the worry. If possible we can eliminate the worry. If not, we can take the worry to God, as He will gladly take the worry into His hands. So we can eliminate the worry that way.

Quote of the Day
There is nothing like staying at home for real comfort.
~Jane Austen

Joke of the Day

A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. He says, "I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers. I'll give $500 American dollars to anybody in here who can drink 10 pints of Guinness back-to-back."

The room is quiet, and no one takes up the Texan's offer. One man even leaves.

Thirty minutes later the same gentleman who left shows back up and taps the Texan on the shoulder. "Is your bet still good?" asks the Irishman.

The Texan says yes and asks the bartender to line up 10 pints of Guinness. Immediately the Irishman tears into all 10 of the pint glasses, drinking them all back-to-back.

The other pub patrons cheer as the Texan sits in amazement. The Texan gives the Irishman the $500 and says, "If ya don't mind me askin', where did you go for that 30 minutes you were gone?"

The Irishman replies, "Oh... I had to go to the pub down the street to see if I could do it first."

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