Funny Friday

Water Bed Practical Joke
While the narration is not in English, you will still understand it and laugh a little. I think it's from a TV Show that did practical jokes. Enjoy!



Corny!
Joe: Last night the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
Sam: Was he clawed?
Joe: I don't know what is name was.

Every Wonder...

• Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
• If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
• If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
• Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
• Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
• Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
• Why do "tug" boats push their barges?
• Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?
• Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
• Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
• Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
• Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?
• Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?
• Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
• Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway??
• What do you call Sour Cream, when it goes to the bad?
• Why are there only eight hot dog buns in a pack, when there are 12 hot dogs in a bag?

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Quote of the Day

When the world says, "Give up,"
Hope whispers, "Try it one more time."
~Author Unknown

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Jokes of the Day

There are two things I notice as I get older:
My memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.

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It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker.

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These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."

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