Funny Friday

Funny Stuff

• How come we choose just 2 people to run for president and 50 to run for Miss America.
• I signed up for exercise class. They said to wear loose clothing. Well, if I had loose clothing I wouldn't be signing up for exercise class.
• When I was young I used to go "skinny dipping". Now I just "chunky dunk".
• Never argue with an idiot. Someone may be watching and they may not be able to tell the difference.
• Brain cells come and go, but fat cells are forever.
• Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
  
• Bumper Sticker: If you can read this, thank a teacher... and, since it's in English, thank a soldier!
  

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People want the front of the bus,
the back of the church,
and the center of attention.

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Quotes of the Day

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor.
~ Author Unknown

Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness.
~ Ellie Katz

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Joke of the Day

A blonde goes into a coffee shop and notices there's a "peel and win" sticker on her coffee cup. So she peels it off and starts screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

The waitress says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch.?"

But the blonde keeps on screaming, "I've won a motorhome! I've won a motorhome!"

Finally, the manager comes over and says, "Ma'am, I'm sorry, but you're mistaken. You couldn't have possibly won a motorhome because we didn't have that as a prize.

The blonde says, "No, it's not a mistake. I've won a motorhome!"

And she hands the ticket to the manager and he reads...

"WINABAGEL"

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