The Big Picture 
The following link will take you to the Boston Globe’s web page for one of their features they call The Big Picture. The link goes to some fantastic photo’s of Hubble Telescope’s Final Servicing Mission on Monday, May 11, 2009. There are a total of 31 photographs. Enjoy!
Generally speaking,
you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
but it's more important to be nice.
~Author Unknown
Joke of the Day
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son "Go get your mother."
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