We had a great weekend. Our friends Don and Illa visited us and we a great time.
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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Make use of your opportunities while you can.
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Quote of the Day
A promise is a cloud; fulfillment is rain.
~Arabian Proverb
~Arabian Proverb
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Joke of the Day
Joke of the Day
Today's Stock Market Report:
- Helium was up.
- Feathers were down.
- Paper was stationary.
- Fluorescent tubing was dimmed in light trading.
- Knives were up sharply.
- Pencils lost a few points.
- Hiking equipment was trailing.
- Elevators rose, while escalators continued their slow decline.
- Weights were up in heavy trading.
- Light switches were off.
- Mining equipment hit a rock bottom.
- Diapers remained unchanged.
- The market for raisins dried up.
- Coca Cola fizzled.
- Caterpillar stock inched up a bit.
- Sun peaked at midday.
- Balloon prices were inflated.
And ... . . - Charmin Tissue touched a new bottom.
Thanks for this joke, EDK! I like it.
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