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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
We need forgiveness every day.
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Quote of the Day
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise grows it under his feet.
~James Openheim
Joke of the Day
Quote of the Day
The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance;
the wise grows it under his feet.
~James Openheim
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Joke of the Day
The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' "A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."
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