There’s a joke about the person that said they knew all the state capitals. So they asked him, “What are the capitals of Alabama & Tennessee?”
He said “A is the capital of Alabama, and the capital of Tennessee is a “T”.
School Days
Remember in school we had to know all the States and their Capitals. How many do you know today? If you’re like me you have forgotten a lot of what you used to know. But here’s a little video that is cute and may help you re-learn the states and their capitals… Enjoy
My daughter-in-law, Lesley, has a birthday today, and I want to wish her a wonderful and happy birthday! Here’s a picture of Lesley with her family.
Someone said that we can’t climb a ladder
with our hands in our pocket!
so I try to conserve it.
~Mark Twain
Joke of the Day
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.
The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"
Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00
The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"
Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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