Effective in ALL states
The National Highway Safety Council has done extensive testing on a newly designed seat belt. Initial results show that accidents can be reduced by as much as 45% when the belt is properly installed. Correct Installation is illustrated below.......
I know that you smiled a little. That smile was good for you. Now be safe today, and enjoy the wonderful gift of life.
A Good Tree
Here’s a good message about not bringing your work day problems home to your family. Click here: We all Need A Tree
As I get older, I’ve gotten to realize that there's a big difference between "good looking" and "looking good".
Beware of little expenses:
a small leak will sink a great ship.
— Ben Franklin
Joke of the Day
Three preachers sat discussing the best positions for prayer, while a telephone repairman worked nearby.
"Kneeling is definitely best," claimed one.
"No," another contended. "I get the best results standing with my hands outstretched to Heaven."
"You're both wrong," the third insisted. "The most effective prayer position is lying prostate, face down on the floor."
The repairman could contain himself no longer. "Hey, fellas, " he interrupted, "the best prayin' I ever did was hangin' upside down from a telephone pole."
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