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Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
It's taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
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Quote of the Day
Quote of the Day
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is one who makes opportunities of his difficulties.
~Harry Truman
Joke of the Day
~Harry Truman
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Joke of the Day
Harry died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral.
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
'Well, I'm sure Harry would be pleased,' she said.
'I'm sure you're right,' replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
'How much did this really cost?'
'All of it,' said Sarah.? 'Forty thousand.'
'No!'? Jody exclaimed.? 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'
Sarah answered, 'The funeral was $6,500.? I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500.? The rest went for the Memorial Stone.'
Jody computed quickly.? '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone?? My goodness, how big is it?'
'Four and a half carats.'
As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sarah turned to her oldest and dearest friend.
'Well, I'm sure Harry would be pleased,' she said.
'I'm sure you're right,' replied Jody, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
'How much did this really cost?'
'All of it,' said Sarah.? 'Forty thousand.'
'No!'? Jody exclaimed.? 'I mean, it was very nice, but $40,000?'
Sarah answered, 'The funeral was $6,500.? I donated $500 to the church. The whiskey, wine and snacks were another $500.? The rest went for the Memorial Stone.'
Jody computed quickly.? '$32,500 for a Memorial Stone?? My goodness, how big is it?'
'Four and a half carats.'
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