Tennessee Granddaddy Says:
Replace bad habits with good habits.
Quote of the Day
Death leaves a heartache no one can heal,
love leaves a memory no one can steal.
~From a headstone in Ireland
Jokes of the Day
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
- Twenty years of having his mother ask him where he is going,
- Forty years of having his wife ask the same question;
- And at the end, the mourners wondering too.